- Start the car from cold, and ask the seller not to warm it up first.
- Allow 20 to 30 minutes and include a hill start, a narrow lane, a faster road and some firm braking.
- Drive with the radio off and listen. Most expensive faults make a noise before they fail.
- Check underneath and look at the dashboard again after the drive, when everything is hot.
A short loop round a flat industrial estate tells you very little. Island roads ask a lot of a car in a few miles: steep hills, tight bends, stop-start summer traffic and then a quick run on a main road. A test drive that copies that will find most of the faults that matter. This is the plan to take with you.
Before you set off
- Insurance is sorted. At a dealer, their trade policy usually covers you; ask. For a private car you'll need your own cover, such as a short-term policy. "Driving other cars" cover on your own policy rarely applies to a car you don't own.
- The engine is cold. Put your hand on the bonnet. A warm engine can hide a slow start, smoke or a rattle that only lasts a minute.
- You've checked the MOT history. If it mentions brakes, suspension or an oil leak, you know what to listen for. How to read it.
- Your licence is with you and the seller is in the car. Don't hand over your keys or your own car as "security" to a private seller.
The cold start
Turn the key to the first position and watch the dashboard. Every warning light should come on, then go out within a few seconds of starting. A light that never comes on at all can mean a bulb has been taken out to hide a fault.
- It should start straight away and settle to a steady idle within a minute.
- Look at the exhaust. A little white vapour on a cold day is normal. Blue smoke (burning oil) or thick white smoke that doesn't clear (possibly coolant) is not.
- Listen for a rattle in the first few seconds. On some engines that's a worn timing chain, which is an expensive repair.
Plan the route: five kinds of road
You don't need a long drive, just a varied one. Ask the seller to suggest a loop that includes each of these, or plan one yourself before you go.
In town: gearbox, clutch and idle
- Every gear goes in smoothly, including reverse. A crunch going into second or third points to a worn synchromesh.
- The clutch bites around the middle of the pedal's travel. A bite right at the top often means the clutch is near the end of its life. On many cars that's a £500 to £1,000 job, more if the flywheel goes too.
- On an automatic, changes should be smooth and quick, with no thump into Drive or Reverse and no hesitation pulling away. What to check on a used automatic.
- The temperature gauge should rise to the middle and stay there, even in a queue.
The hill start: the island's best test
Stop on a steep hill, hold the car on the handbrake and pull away. Then do it once more a bit more briskly.
- The handbrake holds the car on the slope without being pulled up hard. Electronic handbrakes should release cleanly as you pull away.
- The revs don't flare without the car moving faster. That is clutch slip, and hills show it far sooner than flat roads do.
- No judder through the floor as the clutch takes up.
- It pulls cleanly up the hill in a sensible gear, without hesitating, misfiring or flashing a warning light.
Narrow lanes and rough roads
A stretch of bumpy lane or a few speed humps will tell you about the suspension and steering.
- No knocks or clonks over bumps. These usually mean worn drop links, bushes or ball joints. They're not always expensive, but they add up.
- Turn the wheel to full lock at walking pace both ways. A clicking noise often means a worn driveshaft joint.
- Steering feels tight, with no clunk or vagueness around the straight-ahead.
A faster road
Get up to 50 or 60mph on a main road if you safely can.
- No vibration through the steering wheel. It can be as simple as wheel balancing, or a sign of a bent wheel or worn parts.
- No humming or droning that rises with speed. That can be a wheel bearing or uneven tyres.
- The car runs straight when you relax your grip on the wheel (on a straight, level road).
- Cruise control, speed limiter and lane assist work, if fitted.
Brakes
When it's safe and there's nothing behind you, brake firmly from about 30mph.
- It stops straight, without pulling to one side.
- The pedal is firm, not spongy, and doesn't sink.
- No juddering through the pedal or steering wheel. That usually means warped discs.
- No grinding or squealing. Grinding means the pads may be worn down to the metal.
Back at the start: the hot check
Don't switch off straight away. Leave the engine running for a minute, then:
- Look at the dashboard againNo warning lights should have come on during the drive.
- Look under the carDrips of oil (brown or black), coolant (often pink, green or blue, and sweet-smelling) or brake fluid are all worth asking about. Clear water from the air conditioning is normal.
- Open the bonnetListen for hissing, and smell for burning oil or coolant. Don't remove the coolant cap on a hot engine.
- Try the air conditioningIt should blow cold within a minute or two. A re-gas is cheap; a new compressor isn't.
- Switch off and restartA hot restart should be as easy as the cold one.
If something isn't right
Usually fine to negotiate
- Tyres or brake pads close to the limit
- A worn wiper or blown bulb
- Air conditioning that needs a re-gas
- A service that's due soon
Think hard, or walk away
- A slipping clutch or rough automatic gearbox
- Blue or heavy white smoke
- Overheating or a sweet coolant smell
- Warning lights the seller "says are nothing"
Ask a dealer to fix the problem before you buy, or to take the cost off the price, and get either one in writing. If you buy from a dealer, you also have strong legal rights if a fault shows up later.
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